Hello everyone, from my little hovel somewhere among the stars. I go by the name of Constipitmin, or Constip for short, and some may know me by my other alias, Redneckraccoon. I'm pretty sure I was jettisoned and marooned on this planet alone after I drove most of the crew and staff of a wandering space insane asylum ship insane with my insessant pestering. Thought you'd all want to know so that you'll be able to give my planet and my many bizarre creations a wide berth to avoid getting any of the crazy on you or your equipment.